Share a time when you narrowly avoided disaster.
Hmmm… tough one.
There was the time that I almost burnt the kitchen down when the toaster caught fire…
There was the time that I almost flooded the bathroom…
There was the other time I almost burnt down the kitchen when I left the oven on… and forgot I had food in there…
Or perhaps the time I was convinced I was going to drown when I got stuck in a rip and couldn’t keep swimming…
Or the couple of times the washing machine overflowed and flooded the laundry…
Or perhaps the time one of my housemates left the iron on while she showered… and set the ironing board on fire…
Or the time that I cut my thumb, requiring 12 stitches. I severed a bunch of nerves but only just missed the main tendon by a fraction of a millimetre…
Just to spare you the horror, I didn’t include an image. If you REALLY want to, do an google image search for cut thumb stitches…
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