You have been transformed into a mystical being who has the ability to do magic. Describe your new abilities in detail. How will you use your new skills?
So, if I can do magic, then I want to be able to do any kind of magic. Good, bad, let me do it all.
I must admit, that I’ve just finished watching the current season of Once Upon A Time and the Queen (Regina) is suuuuuuch a bitch. She’s so fucking evil, so you just spend the entire series waiting for some do-gooder to unleash some major take-down and knock some sense and rationale into her…
I imagine that I’d be more inclined to be an evil bitch just like Regina,
however, I would balance it out by doing some good magic to counteract all the evil I unleash.
You piss me off, I turn you into a frog. Or set you on fire. Or vanquish you to another world. Do the right thing by me and I’ll grant you a wish, like a genie. I’d help the unfortunate. I’d end world hunger. I’d end war in the middle east. I’d fix governments.
If I can’t have any of that type of power, then I’d at least like the ability to
- make myself invisible
- read people’s minds / memories
- erase people’s memories
- heal people
- inflict instant karma upon those who wrong others.
- set a bitch on fire… let’s face it, sometimes you just wish you could burn a bitch.