A Pulitzer-winning reporter is writing an in-depth piece – about you. What are the three questions you really hope she doesn’t ask you?
Well, first and foremost, I wouldn’t want to be asked about any type of politics… especially foreign politics. I loathe politics, and most certainly don’t like talking about our own country’s political climate, let alone any other countries.
I would hate to be asked about my father… me and my daddy-issues most certainly don’t need to be discussed in an article that is going to no-doubt be read by millions of people. Instead, those issues need to continue to be repressed deeper and deeper into my dying soul, in order to avoid actually dealing with them for as long as humanly possible.
I would also not want her to ask me about something specific… quite painful and confronting. Although I’ve dealt with it, and laid it to rest, it was something that changed who I was, and not something that I’m prepared to go shouting from the rooftops… to be questioned about that would probably result in me having some kind of diva-like hissy fit and storming out of the interview.
…I ASKED SPECIFICALLY FOR BLUE PEANUT M&M’S. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A RED ONE AMONGST THEM!?!? SOMEBODY NEEDS TO BE FIRED FOR THIS EPIC FUCK UP!! *lol*
adorablyobnoxious 