You are on a mission to Mars. Because of the length of of the journey, you will never be able to return to Earth. What about our blue planet will you miss the most?
Well, I think we need to address the elephant in the room… WHY THE FUCK AM I GOING TO MARS?!?!
Look, I’ve seen my fair share of space movies, and, well, they never really end that well. I mean come on, look at Gravity. Ugh. It’s bad enough that I’m going into this knowing that I’m never coming home. I can just imagine that everybody else writing their response to this will be all like ‘blah blah blah, I miss my family’, or ‘blah blah blah, I miss my cat’, or those of you who are fucking basic bitches going ‘oh my god, like, I’m totes gonna, like, miss being able to post all my duck-face selfies on Instagram, or like, I’m gonna miss, like wearing, like, denim shorty-shorts and, like, flashing my vag at everyone, or like, maybe, like I’m gonna miss my hair straightener, like, I can’t even deal…’
I can tell you what I won’t miss… BASIC BITCHES!!
I think that apart from all the expected responses that you would miss, I would probably say I’d miss something like dancing, or music, or cake. They’re all things that make my soul happy and have always been a big part of my life. Yes, even cake!!