Remember those lovely genies who grant wishes? Well, you’re one and you’ve just been emancipated from your restrictive lamp. You can give your three wishes to whomever you want. Who do you give your three wishes to, and why?
First of all, I’d be taking one of those wishes for the person who confined me to the lamp in the first place… Seriously, you don’t fuck with a genie and think that you can just get away with it… and on the off chance that that person is no longer alive or really old etc then I’d let it go. But I guess that would be the case, because don’t genies stay in their lamps for hundreds, if not thousands of years?? If that’s the case, then I would use that wish on myself instead – giving myself all the perks of a successful lifestyle. House, car, furnishings and enough money to be comfortable.
As for my second wish, I’d want to give that to my mum, because she deserves it, however, she would no doubt also have passed away. Or maybe I use that wish to resurrect her from the dead? Lol. Hmmm maybe not. Zombie Mother isn’t necessarily something that I would want to have to deal with.
I’d probably use my two remaining wishes for good.
I’d probably end the war and bring peace to the Middle East or some thing like that. Do something to end all the unnecessary bloodshed of innocent bystanders. Granted, Im not entirely sure how I’d be achieving that, but perhaps it would involve the mental manipulation of various countries leaders in order for them to create a cease fire.
As for my second wish, I’d end hunger and poverty in third world countries, to enable everybody suffering from it a better chance at life. I figure what’s the point of having that kind of power if I can’t use it for humanitarian purposes?!