Daily Prompt: Non-Regional Diction

Write about whatever you’d like, but write using regional slang, your dialect, or in your accent.

Does gibberish count as a dialect??

Cat Lady and I work together and we both agree that we speak two languages: English and Gibberish.

I was reading this thinking, ‘well, I speak English and I don’t speak in slang or an accent (or does ‘bogan’ count as an accent??)’ and then realised, HANG ON A COTTON-PICKIN’ MINUTE… I speak gibberish.

However, therein lies the challenge. How exactly does one document gibberish? Just thinking about it makes my brain hurt. I figure it would best be represented by a huge collage of memes and gifs and cat pictures and pop culture references… I’ll have to think about this one, and see what I can come up with online…

stay tuned…